Graham Cracker

plaguedocboi:
tizzymcwizzy:
we were talking about cats in the vc today

reaper-0-1:
“swooood-dooooood:
“ ztgrant:
“ desmondsprettyface:
“ catchymemes:
“ BLOCK 100
HEAVY ARMOR 100
”
So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:
”
I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was. I know she...

swooood-dooooood:
ztgrant:
desmondsprettyface:
catchymemes:
BLOCK 100
HEAVY ARMOR 100
So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:
I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was. I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.
There is not a singular use better for that picture anywhere on the internet.

(via cryptidfuckery)

unterwaesche:

mapsontheweb:
Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.
I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my door shut when I tried to get out to get gas. I rolled down my window and asked him “Is there a law against pumping your own gas or something?” And he looked at me like I’M nuts and just said “…yes?”

(via manicpixiedreamalien)

Source: reddit.com

dragontatoes:

the-cookie-dino:
twigsinthecountry:
The same guy who wrote Fireflies. This is the same guy
After being a fan for decade I can confirm that this is just what his social media is. Dude made a song for a rabbit he saw outside. Dude posted about a set of metal measuring cups that sound good when he clanks them together. You don’t want to know what he tweeted when he was on ambien